April112014
February162014

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

(Source: neoncircus, via myawakenedtorment)

February132014

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE

waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD

WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via freedom-for-insanity)

1PM

sexhaver:

knightscrest:

drunktrophywife:

knightscrest:

what concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent with a nickelback
I heard this in fifth grade
WEAK

i was gonna say “a pretty shitty concert” 

that’s what she just said

(via freedom-for-insanity)

1PM

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via freedom-for-insanity)

12PM

kidzbopsicle:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(Source: refridgerator, via freedom-for-insanity)

12PM

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

(via freedom-for-insanity)

12PM

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

(Source: 420dongsquad, via freedom-for-insanity)

February112014

definitelynotcool:

rufiohswithmilk:

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.” 

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.

(Source: innsmouth-therapist, via freedom-for-insanity)

February42014

jakesjohnson:

"i fell in love with jess the moment she walked through the door"

(via aggressivelyuncreative)

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